inabasket:

Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point
sex-lies-and-bowties:

um excuse me sir but I think I broke like everything in my house. You may need to take your pants off as well. kthanks 

"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."

— A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.  (via 33113)

(via pbcookies)

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

(via youaresuchafuckinghypocrite)

abtumhihoe:

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

Omg I feel so bad for this person 😭😭😭😭
fishingboatproceeds:

Cara Delevingne will play Margo Roth Spiegelman in the Paper Towns movie. 
Like everyone involved in the film, I was blown away by her audition. She really, really, really gets Margo.

"So come up to the lab and see what’s on the slab." 
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) (X)

"So come up to the lab and see what’s on the slab." 
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) (X)

"So come up to the lab and see what’s on the slab." 
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) (X)

"So come up to the lab and see what’s on the slab." 
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) (X)