• girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know
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ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers

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omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.

Scarlett Johansson and Chris Evans on The Avengers: Age Of Ultron set